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I'm gonna roll over the next Do-Gooder who drops dirty coins into my mug of cafe latte!
John Smith
NYC, USA - Saturday, May 15, 2004 at 10:37:00 (BST)

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You are parked in a space clearly designated for disabled persons. Please circle the statement which best describes your handicap :
1 - I don't read good.
2 - I suffer from terminal laziness.
3 - I have Attention Deficit Disorder. Huh?
4 - My inner child was bugging me for ice cream.
5 - My shoes are too expensive to walk in.
6 - Wheelchair symbol? I thought it was a rocking chair!
7 - My religion forbids acts of common courtesy.
8 - I ignore OTHER laws, why not this one?
9 -I AM disabled... by a painfully swollen ego.
Dodgy Jester
USA - Wednesday, December 22, 2004 at 14:07:21 (GMT)

A man was wheeling himself frantically down the hall of the hospital in his wheelchair, just before his operation. A nurse stopped him and asked,
"What's the matter?"
He said, "I heard the nurse say, 'It's a very simple operation, don't worry, I'm sure it will be all right."
"She was just trying to comfort you, what's so frightening about that?"
"She wasn't talking to me. She was talking to the doctor!"
Dodgy Jester
USA - Wednesday, December 22, 2004 at 14:03:14 (GMT)

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